Since this morning Amara has had 3 giant, escaping from the back of the diaper, poos. She also had one yesterday. How is it possible for such a little creature to contain so much excrement? Of course the clean up is very exciting, especially when she decides she is not actually done and her abdominal exertions cause her to also spit up all over the front of her outfit. Ah, the joys of parenthood 
Sounds like you are having lots o’ fun! The rest of us are entertained by *your descriptions* … even if the scenarios you chronicle are not inherently amusing …like this one.
Hang in there … this too shall pass ….